Sunday, October 18, 2009
Artwork found at http://www.elfwood.com/~kat980/Faerie_CG.2892959.html
Stodgy Legs Elf was getting fat. There was no denying it. Parts of her body felt foreign to her, like pieces of aliens clinging to her limbs. "This is what happens when I forget to follow my plans!" mourned Stodgy Legs. She didn't mind so much the way she looked, but it was exhausting carrying 30 lbs of aliens around.
"I am finally running again, and I am eating many good berries, roots and leaves... but I eat too many of the many." thought Stodgy Legs Elf. "I will work on cutting down portions." she told herself.
Stodgy was on week #6 of her interval training. "I must not quit now!" she pledged to herself.